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it's bat time [Mar. 19th, 2006|05:01 pm]
tennis on a.... stick.

[Current Mood |satisfiedi have company, ok.]
[Current Music |pleasant chattery]

ding dong.

who could that be?

aww. how nice of you to drop by. lunch?

i'm glad you liked it. what would like to do next, my dear?

hoho. what a delightfully humerous epiosde of little britain! now, how about we burn off that lunch, eh?

now it's time for a relax.

tsk. oh! look how dirty you've gotten! time for a wash i think.


♥ toasbff ♥
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2006|12:14 pm]
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[Current Mood |shockedflabergasted!]
[Current Music |the sound of my heart skipping a beat]

i was recently stunned when aproached then asked why was exactly tennis that is totem style considered commonly erotic?

is the pope a vegan?

i will allow you ponder upon the following words...

arm reflexes
right angle
blue (think S&M)
mud (admit it)
ants (they HAVE sex)

please don't waste my time with any more stupidly ridiculous querying things spoken.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2006|11:50 am]
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2006|07:45 pm]
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[Current Mood |i like balls]
[Current Music |thwack thwack thwack]

i mowed the lawn today, and just in time for a TOAS quickie and with a light southerly, minimum glare, and idealistic grass length i found the experience to be of a high enjoyment factor. the only thing that would have taken this previous experience i speak of to new heights and speeds would have been the presence of my favourite and currently only house-mate, jacksonny boy. yet to my disgust he was so indulent in chatting to hot babes on msn that he failed to be the audio reciepient of my the eroticly pulsating thud of my bat on the ball and my moans of pleasure and brute strength.
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oh hell yee. [Jan. 22nd, 2006|06:52 pm]
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[Current Mood |relaxedrelaxed]

So, this is my first post in tennisonastick.

I have to say, I am completely in love with the art of tennis on a stick, the commodore hasn't been here for a couple of days and the weather has been lovely.

Jessie and I believe we have reached the advanced stages of toas, put simply - we're brilliant.

Oh and I think russel crowe is a hottie, if I think about him just before I swing that bat I am overcome with strength and .. sexuality accuracy.oh hell yee.

Anyway, We have to get more tennis on a stick fans.

I <3 Vegan T-Rex.
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(no subject) [Jan. 12th, 2006|07:55 pm]
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hey jackie, doesnt this turn you on?
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(no subject) [Jan. 12th, 2006|07:49 pm]
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[Current Music |the whacking of balls]

played a quickie game this arvo. light southerly breeze. clear skies. minimum clothes on lines. it was heaven... on a stick.
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